Watch out for this new disease!!!!
Posted on 01/05/09 14:49
Didya ever wonder why….
…our government stops the torture of our mortal enemies yet permits the torture of unborn babies?
…our government is on the cusp of granting fabricated rights to an extremely vocal minority while silencing the legitimate free-speech rights…and sincere religious beliefs…of the majority?
…our government prevents prayer and restricts the Bible and religious after-school clubs in public schools, but many formerly-Communist states do not?
…our government is digging deep into debt when the first thing you do with your own money in times of crisis is to save?
…our government is raising taxes, nationalizing banks and car companies and reducing prosperity when countries we consider inconsequential have enacted flat taxes and are rejoicing in their new jobs, wealth and productivity?
The answer to all these questions is (drumroll...
please): a disease! It’s called “Cantseetheforestforthetreesitis.” This disease has been around for millennia, but has recently surged across America. Though cases have been found in all fifty states, much of the outbreak has been contained to Washington, DC. The disease is airborne, highly contagious and mostly spread by the spewing of hot, non-sensical air.
If you find yourself agreeing with any of the aforementioned positions of our government, quickly turn off the television, throw away newspapers and read the Bible, Genesis 1. The only known cure for this dread disease is in the hands of the God big enough to create the universe.
Possible side effects of the cure for Cantseetheforestforthetreesitis: inner peace, persecution by your diseased co-workers and neighbors, being listed as a terrorist on the Homeland Security website.
Relapse: can occur without vigilant pursuit of God. Recommended daily intake of scripture to prevent recurrence.
Vaccination against this dread disease anticipated when Christ returns to earth. Stay tuned to the Bible for more information about vaccine availability.
…our government stops the torture of our mortal enemies yet permits the torture of unborn babies?
…our government is on the cusp of granting fabricated rights to an extremely vocal minority while silencing the legitimate free-speech rights…and sincere religious beliefs…of the majority?
…our government prevents prayer and restricts the Bible and religious after-school clubs in public schools, but many formerly-Communist states do not?
…our government is digging deep into debt when the first thing you do with your own money in times of crisis is to save?
…our government is raising taxes, nationalizing banks and car companies and reducing prosperity when countries we consider inconsequential have enacted flat taxes and are rejoicing in their new jobs, wealth and productivity?
The answer to all these questions is (drumroll...
please): a disease! It’s called “Cantseetheforestforthetreesitis.” This disease has been around for millennia, but has recently surged across America. Though cases have been found in all fifty states, much of the outbreak has been contained to Washington, DC. The disease is airborne, highly contagious and mostly spread by the spewing of hot, non-sensical air.
If you find yourself agreeing with any of the aforementioned positions of our government, quickly turn off the television, throw away newspapers and read the Bible, Genesis 1. The only known cure for this dread disease is in the hands of the God big enough to create the universe.
Possible side effects of the cure for Cantseetheforestforthetreesitis: inner peace, persecution by your diseased co-workers and neighbors, being listed as a terrorist on the Homeland Security website.
Relapse: can occur without vigilant pursuit of God. Recommended daily intake of scripture to prevent recurrence.
Vaccination against this dread disease anticipated when Christ returns to earth. Stay tuned to the Bible for more information about vaccine availability.
